There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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