Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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