Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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