My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
