yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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