to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
home. puking in laundry basket.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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