I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
