your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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