I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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