im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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