Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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