He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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