Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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