I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Can I color on your dick again?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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