Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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