My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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