spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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