We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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