i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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