so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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