I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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