I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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