Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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