I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
