do herpes really smell.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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