Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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