just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
