how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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