Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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