Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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