Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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