Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
BRING THE BAGELS
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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