Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
