yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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