Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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