Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It was a blind-side dick pic.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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