Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Your penis caused this!
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