He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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