Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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