I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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