so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
