Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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