Apparently you make a good broom.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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