How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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