so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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