No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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