we're blogging at a bar
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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