We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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