How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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