Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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