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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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