I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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