i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
