the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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